

Cinnamon in my Cottage Cheese
How many of you read this title and gagged? No hard feelings if you did. Have you ever done something and then thought, “Who the fuck am...
Nov 30, 2021


Sorry, I Can’t. I Have to Wash My Hair
There was a time, when I was younger, where I washed and blow dried my hair every. single. day. Seriously, every single day. I got up at...
Oct 24, 2021


A General Sense of Impending Groom
As most of you know, Drake and I have a pair of miniature schnauzers, Gus and Dash. We specifically chose this breed of dog because Drake...
Sep 26, 2021